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thegreenpea:
“ outofpocket-prince:
“ silent-calling:
“ You teach them responsibility by entrusting them with these devices.
You teach them teamwork by taking them away at night and storing them in your room.
”
My dad kept the computer locked and...

thegreenpea:

outofpocket-prince:

silent-calling:

You teach them responsibility by entrusting them with these devices.

You teach them teamwork by taking them away at night and storing them in your room.

My dad kept the computer locked and monitored (and only used when under direct supervision), an intolerable situation to which my little brother and I reacted with gusto. We set up a camera to get the password, coded password guessers, bootcamped a Mac to allow us to use an entirely different system, and figured out various ways to avoid logging internet activity, logins, and even the hidden camera my dad set up. He would discover our new hack and put even more restrictions (he is very computer literate), and we would crack it again. We learned computer security just because my dad didn’t want us to.

I breezed through AP comp sci into a tech field. Ironically, I was introduced to porn because I was looking for another bypass and stumbled into a BDSM site so I can also blame my dad for me being a freaky ho.

Out of all the responses to this post. Yours was my favourite. I cried laughing when I saw the last paragraph

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tatooiines:
“ lampfaced:
“ houstonwehaveadog:
“ saltrat88:
“ tulpawithablog:
“ catsbeaversandducks:
“ “Roger’s favourite game is crushing his feed bucket! Roger is our alpha male kangaroo, he is 10 years old, height 6ft 7, weight 200 pounds and 100%...

tatooiines:

lampfaced:

houstonwehaveadog:

saltrat88:

tulpawithablog:

catsbeaversandducks:

“Roger’s favourite game is crushing his feed bucket! Roger is our alpha male kangaroo, he is 10 years old, height 6ft 7, weight 200 pounds and 100% muscle. I raised him from a tiny orphan baby kangaroo.”

Photo/caption by The Kangaroo Sanctuary Alice Springs

Look at this fucking chad

Damn.

Australia is a foreign planet.

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marauders4evr:

marauders4evr:

marauders4evr:

THIS SHOW IS SO PURE!

It’s worth noting that Kenneth spent the entire episode making the game (and the subsequent fight) as inclusive as possible for JJ and his disabled friends (all of whom were played by disabled actors/actresses).

BONUS:

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Bonus #2

Of course I had to show the best part:

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unabashedlybi:
“ heauxsettastoned:
“ parthenogenon:
“ blackswallowtailbutterfly:
“ 10knotes:
“ This regenerative candle creates a new candle as it melts.
This is brilliant
”
This is very good.
”
This is meddling with forces we have yet to fully...

unabashedlybi:

heauxsettastoned:

parthenogenon:

blackswallowtailbutterfly:

10knotes:

This regenerative candle creates a new candle as it melts. 

This is brilliant

This is very good.

This is meddling with forces we have yet to fully comprehend.

It’s wax.

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egberts:

crowkay:

egberts:

cat: oh? you just washed this bedding? you just cleaned these sheets? perfect place for me to give myself a bath then!

Would you bathe in a dirty bathtub? Put yourself in their paws

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note-a-bear:

honeybruh:

m–ood:

Otter teaches human how to pet him.

me asking for attention and affection

I just lost my entire shit

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dicknurse:
“ straight-off-the-deep-end:
“WAFER!!! ❤
”
Not For Sale
”

dicknurse:

straight-off-the-deep-end:

WAFER!!! ❤

Not For Sale

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